TALENT NIGHT

Pamela came to us before she started work one morning. She was shaken and swore to us she had seen Lady Devonside— that is, she swore she had seen the ghost of Lady Devonside- but she had done so in her rooms, which were in Penzance, not here at the inn, where they oft yet spoke her sometimes appearing.

“I was lying in my bed, when I heard a voice speaking.

“You can’t, you shant, I won’t, it doesn’t!” she repeated over and over. And I could hear this so clearly, I looked up from my sleep, for it had woke me- and she stood at the foot of my bed! This I swear Julian, it was The Lady! It was the same one as likeness be on your sign outside! Yes, and on the painting you hang in your entryway!’

“Know you this how so?” asked Mary.

“For, Mary she were dressed in the same manner- was a ribbon scarf about her neck, her hair was piled in a bun, just like the picture, and she wore a great gown! Oh was I ever frighted!”

“What do you think she means, ‘you can’ you shant, it won’t, it doesn’t?’’’ I asked.

“Heavens help me Julian but I know not! All I know is, it was The Lady, she was far from the inn, and she implored me with her speech. and she just repeated that, over and over, and after  while I was afraid and also, tired of it.

“Leave me straightway, oh ghost! I mean you no ill!” I shouted, and then it looked startled, and faded away. Oh Mary, Julian, whatever does it mean?”

“That is what I should like to know,” I said. “We have tried to appease the ghost by hanging her painting, and by naming our tavern for her, and by painting her likeness on the signboard. We have done our best to assuage whatever it is that keeps her haunting us. It is disturbing that you say she visited you. For that means it is something concerning us. But I have no plans to build more, I have done all the building I shall, and I have no plans to do more, of anything! So what can she speak of?”

“I don’t know, Julian, but why does she visit me?”

“Maybe, Pamela, she speaks of your history. Did you have plans to speak of the Inn and of the Lady’s story?”

“I had thought of it, Julian, but I had not even begun the history! It is something on my mind, but it is not a question I have resolved.”

“But perhaps that is it,” said Mary. “Perhaps the Lady Devonside wants no word to the world of her untimely passage. Perhaps she might wish to be left in peace, and that the misfortune be forgotten.”

“Well, now I will definitely not breathe a word of it.”

“Yes, let us all keep this a dark memory, and perhaps she will leave us all to sleep in peace.”

I spoke with Pamela a bit more concerning what I felt would be the needed history she could write and how it might compare, I hoped with the work of Gerald of Wales. She nodded, and said that that was indeed a worthy ambition. Whether or not she were up to it, only those who came after her would be able to say. Meanwhile, the Lady Devonside herself was almost the least of all y own worries. Because I lived from week to week.

The mood of many of the armed men who came and went, at times, from The Lady, on their way toward Penzance, or up to Trewidden or off to London, or even north to Bristol or Exeter, had taken a different tone. Word had begun to have it with them that Owain Glndwyr had, indeed, actually treated with the French, and now, those French would not only perhaps raid more upon the coastlines, which threw Penzance into some immediate danger, but that they would now be sending forces directly to Wales, to assist Glyndwyr, and to take back the hospitality they had shown Henry IV himself during his years of exile.

I had no real position, I realized, but that my heart of course, was of the opinion whatever happened, Cheshire itself ought to be free finally of the Prince and of Henry too. Anything that brought that about would make me rather happy. Anything less was only more of the same. I continued then, to hide behind my taverner role, and that of taleteller, minstrel, and songmaker. For what I now perceived in myself was a new appreciation of my own surroundings, my domain, if you would.

The row of cypress trees that for me had become my landmark, and my touchstone for our home whenever I was far away, was but one of many such landmarks I carried about with me to remember the place. There was also the fine slanted hill which ran down the opposite ride of Whychoome Road, and the tumbling cliff, which was not but about a chest-high, that stood as barrier before the unbroken white sands that stretched up to Penzance, Saint Michael’s Mount, and the cliffs which suggested the other side of the Lizard. Beyond there of course, lay Plymouth, Dartmouth, Falmouth, and Pendennis, but for me, my proper thoughts held to Cornwall and Penwith, and on occasion, because so many men from there came by, to Saint Ives, the Ding Dong mine of Aleuderis, and places such as Saint Piran’s spring, and Caer Bran, the old tumbled-down fortress which had once ruled all of old Penwith, in the days of our forefathers. I now took a keen interest in everything about us, and I would sometimes gush to Pamela, in my hurried attempts to get her to begin writing our history of exile in these parts, how much it was that the Penwith and Dartmoor lands were now supplanting (if only that there was less trial associated with them) Cheshire and thoughts of homeland and heartland and my fondest nostalgias.

“I do not see your nostalgias disappearing, Julian,” Pamela told me, in return, one night when I had finished with the counting the coins, and was sitting with her at the dying fire, sipping a glass of spiced wine.

“If anything, Julian, you seem to get more and more that way the closer you get to your trip back home. Remember- when you go, can you? Please say a mass for my brother, and lay a flower at the altar, for me?’

“That I will do, Pamela. And we will see to it that we bring you more news from your good mother, when we do go.”

There was yet another set of things to care for before we traveled, and it would be a couple more weeks, anyway, but I had determined we should make that trip, and that we would return in good shape as well. I watched them often, my good workers, so well I knew they would take care of everything. Deprez, even, had seen to it that he would do the victual supply, and he had Wilmot to assist some small part of his stove work while he would be away. Clarence would act as myself, collecting the fares, making sure the tables were happy, and seeing to the general order of the place. I had the ultimate faith in Clarence- as an older man, he had been there and back as to the way people behave in this world, and well knew a number of our regular guests, already. The few nights that Clarence came to play on the lute, or on the tabor, and sang, himself, were always ones that left our guests cheerful, and often they left singing themselves.

I had made it quite clear through our grapevine, and Ranulf, that minstrels up and down the southern shires were always welcome to come to The Fallen Lady and take their risks at pleasing our crowd, who were always predisposed toward having a good time to begin with. Those who they accepted, I kept on, paying them each , when I could, a groat for their troubles, and at the very least, a meal and drink, if they did not make the patrons so pleased as it would justify them remaining another three or four nights of a week. Wilmot, in fact, worked quite hard each time he got up, but somehow there were always other minstrels they took to first, even though his vielle playing had become quite learned, and his presence duly affable. It was those others who came down from up-country who  were really those I had to worry about.

Like the week we had both John the Farter, and a better man, Jack of Rowe, come in and compete against each other for the chance to sing a fortnight at The Lady. Wilmot, while he was also in the competitions, was yet not the presence each of those two men were. And I next shall speak of what occurred when I had all three of them to set before my merry crowd!

I was now in something of a predicament. Here was this new man, Jack of Rowe, he too a man of the lute, and there was John the Farter, preceded of course by his name, and a bit of the reek he carried about him. If I may contrast these two, it was certainly easy to do. For starters, Jack of Rowe was rather tall, slender, and his curling hair was brown, and roiled about his head much as a nimbus. He spoke delicately, and in short measured phrases with good pauses, as though he were one who considered what the import of his words might be before speaking. His manner of dress was as many I saw in London- long shoes, a jerkin tied with cord at the neck,  and tights. He also kept himself with a hat, that had a great long plume, perhaps a peacock’s, surmounting it from his head and adding a full three feet to his total height, impressive to begin with. He busied himself with his lute at table as I dealt then with Exeter John.

John of Exeter, the famous Farter, played no instrument but the trumpet of his arse. And this he did seemingly so frequently, that when one observed him from the rear it was easily noticed that a large brown stain ran the length of the seam on the backside of his hose. He was short, fat, balding, with one cocked eye, he wore what appeared to be something of a monk’s cassock, but half its length,  the wrong color (green) and sandals. His balding head bore patches of hair, but mostly not. He carried a walking stick, with which he would punctuate all his sentences, which themselves were rather grunted out in short panting expressions similar to a man who has just run up a tall hill. He begged me for a chance to show our guests why (should there be any need?) he had acquired this name, for he blew on his ars-trompe with alacrity and at will. Indeed, for he had blown it well for the court at Powderham Exeter, and perchance, those who now held Anselm’s hall might have heard their most of him, already.

“Allow me, sire, to give of these good fellows all what I have given to nobles and lords all over the country,” he offered. “I know much, but the one thing I know best, is that feasting men are easily graced, when one knows the special speech!” And at that, he farted toward me, and I was glad to have turned away, for the stench was commodious.

Waving off the foul fumes, I surrendered, hoping for the best.

“If my guests do not like you, I shall expect you shall hear of it, sir. I have only one opening for someone to take our evenings through the next week. The guests themselves will decide which of you they will make welcome on that. So then get to it! I have others to audition here, you are not but the most renowned, as if that of itself might win their favor.”

“Thank you, gracious taverner! I shall do my best!” he chortled, and then took his place near the hearth, and spoke aloud so all might hear.

“Good patrons of the Fallen Lady! I am John of Exeter, otherwise known as John the— (PPFFFT!) Farter! I have traveled hither and yon and learned just a few weeks ago of your lovely dining hall. I crept and crawled and hiked and choked my way here, through dangers manly and beastly, over hill and dale, and now, here I stand to you, and you, shall be entertained!” (PPPFFFT!)

“Let me tell you then a little tale...

There once was a cook

who lived in Plymouth town

Whose mouth was yet so full

he could not cram it down

He puffed a French tart

It only made him fart (PPPPFFFT!)

He ate a Welsh Taffy

it stuck up in his teef

He ate an Irish Stew

it gave him no relief

He ate a Cornish Hen

it was not good, again

But when he ate a Spanish Fly

it made his codpiece cry!” (PPPPFFFT! PPPPFTT! PPPFFFT! PPPFFFT!)

I heard a crash, a bang, a slam of a pot lid on the floor, and then I saw Deprez rushing forth from the kitchen, a look stern and grave, brandishing a long knife!

“Wait, Deprez, stop!” I cried. “What gives you such grief and displeasure?” The guests had now all hushed, for as they had been somewhat bemusedly ignoring John, they now were appalled at the sight of my own cook, in a heated state like a pestered bull, bearing quickly down on the short fat bald man, and looking all the world as though blood could be shed!

“Master Julian, he speaks of me! I know of this man, indeed, he knows of me... he says lies, and he says them of me!’

“What, pray tell, can he have said to so outrage you, Deprez?”

“This insulter—for that is what he is—a man who lives by insulting others—was in Plymouth three years ago- before I ever came to work for Anselm, and he was... I dare say I should mention this in front of all our guests...”

“Go on,” I said, “nothing you can say will be held against you by the, only your cooking...”

“He sold to me for two farthings a beetle powder- that Spanish fly! He sold it to me and told me it would make women weep for me! No! He made me lose my senses, with his insidious powder! For the crying of my nether parts, sir... It was I he spoke of, in jest! How he knows to find me here, I do not know, but I shall have his throat!”

John stood back, quite aghast, but, there was something about his look which told me that my cook was not lying, and that he had actually met Deprez before, and that John must have played some very painful trick upon Deprez, but Deprez found no fun in it at all.

“Both of you, come outside with me, do! Now!”

I had stopped Deprez from inserting his knife into the green cassock, but his eyes still glared murder at the jovial clown. I walked them both at arm’s length out into the side yard, by the bowls pitch. As I did so I signaled to Jack of Rowe that he could command the floor at his will.

“Let us have this all again. John of Exeter. You have come to my establishment, you say, to tell jokes, and blow your arse-trumpet, as befits your name, and make men laugh. Good enough. But if you are telling tales solely for the purpose of making an ass of our good cook, I am afraid I will have none of that, nor any more of you.”

“Sire, I assure you, it is an old tale I have told many times, and I had no idea that this... this man...”

“Are you admitting you did know him, and did such trickery upon him?”

“Well, um...” By his evasions, I knew that he had. I told Deprez to stand aside, or better, sit on the bench by the wall.

“John, I have had no trouble in this tavern yet. And if I can by God I shall never have any, if I should make it so. If you have told this tale for years then you could only have found it a funny thing to have outwitted a cook, whose only offense was having believed you, as a good pimp.”

He smarted at that word.

“I am no pimp...”

“But yet, you deal in Spanish fly, and you would as soon give it to any man who might have spared you the penny, the penny you could not earn by your jesting.”

“That is your opinion.”

“And such as it is, I tell you, I shall have none of it. Deprez, perhaps, John here made a laugh from you, but you are right to be offended. Put away your weapon, though! We  will have no murder here at my tavern. Let him take his shame and slink away. Perhaps the Pelican Inn in town might have him. I wished I could give you the chance, John... but...”

“Oh, sire, give me the opportunity, as a man of your word! If I stand to make your guests laugh, and can draw a larger share of applause than that... gut-plucker you have in there now, will you not allow me that measure?”

I stood for a minute with my chin in my hand. He did have a point. I should at least honor my word, and grant him competition with Jack, before I tossed him. Let the guests decide. That was fair enough.

“Fine, then. Go back inside and try again. I have given precedence to the gut-plucker, so be kind and do not interrupt.”

“Good sir, that is most kind of you,” he complained, and in a voice both bright and creaky.

He went back inside. I was now alone with Deprez.

“This farter, he is as obnoxious as he smells, apparently?” I said it as much a question as a statement we both knew to be true.

“Indeed, sire Julian. If he has told that story up and down the land, then surely he has demeaned my honor.”

“Do not think of vengeance, Deprez. We should allow the inferiors their blather. There is a higher place for the likes of you. And you have held higher place than with the likes of me! But so long as you are employed by me I shall see that no hard words fall toward you. Unless, of course, you do something which earns them. So, don’t burn the food!”

“Julian, I do what I can. Oh! Not to burn the food! I’ve a pie to save!”

Deprez ran back indoors himself, leaving me to shake my head in wonderment- as I would do many, many times more in my life as keeper of the Fallen Lady.

I put my head back inside, but Jack of Rowe was just getting started on a new tale, and John the Farter sat with his back to him at a table, where Wilmot also sat. Wilmot apparently was after a turn, too, and had a vielle in his hands. I supposed I should give everyone a chance this night to see how they might fare. For I would even offer a tune or two myself, ere all was over with.

Jack of Rowe strummed his lute in a manner which betrayed his inexperience with it, I could see that by the way he held his right hand, thumb flat, fingers splayed upon the sounding board.

But he had a pleasant voice, which was good to listen to. And he had a tale to tell. To hear him tell it, and judging from the reaction of my crowd, I could see that they knew it much better than I.

“O’er Penwith’s shore ‘twas a Giant roared

What ruled the land and ruled the shore

He spiked the road with heaps of gore

That Giant’s name was Blunderbore

Blunderbore strode far and wide

With tooth and claw he rent the hide

Of doomed men and riders by the side

Of the King’s highway up to Saint Ives

He caught himself some twenty brides

And made them sleep in old beehives

Oh Blunderbore by the side o’ road

Blunderbore lie him down a heavy load

Tom the Tinker riding past

He roused the giant off his fast

Then Blunderbore tore a great elm tree

Up from its roots crying “hie, hie, thee!

Yet Tom the Tinker, madder still

Took from his wagon off an axle and a wheel

Smote Blunderbore fierce on the head

Struck and struck, ‘til the great giant was close to dead

Pray thee little man, your power great

You must take off me my proud estate

Take thee my brides and one and all

Send them back to Marazion, and their husbands’ call

I Blunderbore have struck my last

Now go little man, and go thee fast

So Blunderbore fell square down dead

And Tom the Tinker lay a bough of oak leaves ‘pon his head

With mistletoe I crown thee slain

And pretty women with freedom make again

Tom the Tinker won at last

Blunderbore was dust and now had passed

Good Tom took a maiden as his mate

And lived well and long in Penzance as his fate!”

They roared their appreciation. Anyone who might tell a story of their own lands and tell it in such an entertaining way surely had their favor. I motioned to Jack to come off, and he was a bit disappointed in having to do so. I mentioned to him I had promised John another shot, and Jack nodded, standing back. He was young and had miles to go, but something told me he might actually carry the night.

I took a seat by Wilmot and John the Farter clumped back to the hearthstones.

“Allow me, good people, to (PPPPFFFT!) Tell you a story... A tale so full of woe and grief, your heads will spin fair beyond belief! (PPFFFT! PPPPFFFFT!) “

His farting however did not elicit any more laughter from the guests, may of whom were picking at their plates, now. If anything he seemed to be an annoying  distraction.

“Once upon a time, in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there was a famous Prince.

And this famous Prince was in love with a Lady Fair. Her name was Malthion.”

“Malthion was so fair that the geese blew their horns (PPPFFT! PPPFFFT! PFFFT!) in greeting each morning as she made her way to the well. Our dear Prince, Brendan, was sore in need of a fixing. When he first saw Malthion, his heart went pitterpat. (PPPFFFT PPFFFT! PPPFFT!) And he wondered long how he might make Malthion his ever-true heart.

“Well, one day, Malthion came skipping along her merry way, and Brendan lay in wait, a milk pitcher in his lap. He stopped her in the road. “Dear maid, have you not forgot something? I believe you came for this.”

“I did not, good sir, I came for water. See, my bucket is not yet full.”

“Why have a bucket of water when you could have pitchers of milk? Is there not more value in a cow?”

“And what cow? Kindly good sir leave me to my duty, or I should raise hue and cry that thou do detain me!”

Brendan bowed, and scraped, and let her pass. But as she went past, he whistled (PPPFFFT PPPFFFT! PPPFFFT!) a merry tune such as she had never heard...”

John of Exeter was now interrupted again. Not by Deprez, whose grumbling could still be heard from the kitchen, but by a few of the guests, who were catcalling him.

“Bo-ring!”

“Boo!”

“Do your thing, fat man!”

He tried to continue, but they were overwhelming him now.

“Good people, if you will but allow me...”

“No! Nay! Weckfulladaddio!”

The noes and nays and other brickbats came on full force.

I took the hearth.

“Dear people, John and I had agreed that if he could not please you, then, this contest of talents should end and soon. I believe you have voiced your opinions in such a way that it should be clear. How many of you prefer the young  minstrel Jack of Rowe?”

There was overwhelming approval. It became something of a chant.

“Jack of Rowe! Jack of Rowe! Jack of Rowe!”

I turned to the Farter, who was now a deep shade of red.

“It does seem, good sir, that the crowd have expressed a preference. Close the door lightly when you go.”

He was off, his staff shaking a disapproval to all as he turned and marched out upon the Whychoombe Road. Maybe he would go to Trewydden, if they indeed would have him there at all. But his fate interested me naught.

“I should not think he be back too quickly,” I told my guests. “Jack, play on.”

Jack returned, lute in hand, and gave them another song. When he finished I turned to Wilmot, and beckoned him to play.

This was obviously what he had been waiting for. His vielle was ready and tuned, and he was eager to please. Now Wilmot, being green and young and earnest, and not having had much cause nor opportune to play for persons, unless he had done so on his journey to Bristol, took his place at the hearth.

“I shall sing you a song which my master Clarence tells me is one he wrote himself. My name is Wilmot, I come to you from Mousehole, and I work for one of the finest players and luthiers in the whole of the kingdom, good Clarence, that is. This song he taught to me.”

I am a wineman for the county and I ride the Roman road

Searching with my son for another lost stray goat

I hear you singing in the fire, I can hear you through the vine

And the Glastonbury wineman is still drunk on the wine

I know I need some meditation but still it looks a lot like rain

And when the snow comes to the south, there will be a lot of pain

And I need to more than want to, and I want to all the time

But the Glastonbury wineman is still drunk on the wine

And I need to more than want to, and I want to all the time

But the Glastonbury wineman is still drunk on the wine...

People were clapping when he finished, but his response was nothing like Jack’s. And so I was fair drawn to lend to Jack the prize, which was, of course, to sing for his table and coin, for the next week of evenings, here at the Lady. I sidled over and told him this, and he seemed near to tears in gratitude.

“After all, son, it might have taken a lot —or not— to beat down old John the Farter. But you did, and fairly. My friend Wilmot here is yet the novice, and will have plenty more times to show himself, as he learns, and grows wiser in the minstrel trade. So take heart! Ask Pamela to draw you a jug of ale—you have done well.”

I set before him a groat, which he pocketed quite quickly, smiling and nodding.

Now it was for me to go before my people, and give them something of my own, which they were coming to expect, for I made it a part of each night that I would play to my own house.

Tonight I gave them something new— a tale from Wales, the Lay of Taliesin.

“My name was Gwion Bach— and I have come through ice and fire

I have seen the end of earth and burned the bracken briar

Let me give to you my story, I think you’ll find it not so thin

For my name is now no other than that of bard, they call me Taliesin!

When I was Gwion Bach, I stood upon the floor

of the wise old Ceridwen, she bade me stir the gore

this brew she made of magic sense,

 three drops of which I took myself and hence

I changed my shape to rabbit, and leaped forthwith away. Hey!

Ceridwen she woke from sleep and seeing me bounding off, she made herself

into a hound, swift and lean, she chased me through a meadow green

Coming to a stream, I made myself a fish, but she now otter, quite heathenish

swam across the other side

I made myself into a bird and flyed

Afar above the checkered heath

Then she, a hawk, did drop from on high

and seeing this, I fell to earth

and became a grain of wheat, in a pile of dirt

She then became a guinea hen

and plucked me out, and swallowed then

I was transformed into the seed of a man within her

She lingered long at labor, then did relieve her

womb of me, and I full force sprung

my tongue with seasoned songs thrice blessed

Taliesin I am, and the secrets of the world I know inside and out!

I am the one they sing these songs about!

CLARENCE’S SHOP

It happened however that Eldfarm and his mates, the new keepers of Trewidden, did not make as much of my tavern as they did toward the Pelican. This might have perturbed me, despite their praise, but in fact, it did not. For the Pelican remained the haunt of the sailors and the fishermen in town... My tavern took primarily the country folk and farmers from the hills and dells around me. Most of these were the folk who had attended Anselm’s great feasts, and so he held more loyalty with them. At the Pelican Inn, (and the Crow and Squirrel) the Devonian lords could also keep a watchful eye on the elements of their misrule most likely to throw suspicion upon themselves— for it was well known how many intrigues were launched and plots hatched, and plans to regain lost treasures, in the haunts of sailors and docksmen.

So I did have me some grace, some time to breathe, while those who might despise me were elsewhere. Out of sight was out of mind, and good that was too. But while I had little to do with Eldfarm and his bunch, the monks made themselves more of a presence. For a while I made sure I spoke with them each time they came in, but in due time, I left it to Wilmot, if he were about (he had taken to working with Clarence on four days a week, and two for myself) and Wilmot’s girl Claire, who found the monks a pair of entertaining buffoons, certainly nothing to be concerned with. But this itself gave me cause to worry.

Claire, as I learned, was in all things precocious and given to making exaggerations of situations. This became apparent to me when Wilmot came begging to me for more pay ahead of when I might schedule it, in order that he and Claire might make something of an outing on his next Sunday (Sunday being the day he need not work for either Clarence or I). They planned to go to a point up near Trewidden and spend their afternoon larking in the meadow. That was all fine with me, but what need he more money for?

“For the meal, sire, the meal and the wine!”

I thought about this and asked “Does the one you love require it?”

“Yes, sire, it is of her I have made myself humble to ask... “

“She hath no other way to obtain such repast?”

“Nay, sire. She lives with her parents, but they are old, their food is meager... I wish to give her time to remember me by...”

“I see. Alright I will grant you an extra penny and half and you might use that to purchase more food. But let me hear a happy end to your tale, and successful courting, Wilmot! The happier an end we have, the happier both Clarence and I will be at your prospects.”

Now after their time in the pleasant picnic style, Claire was at the Lady when the monks came in. One bit of talk led to another, and soon she found herself defending herself from the monks insisting she was of loose morals and should make herself more virtuous, by attending mass rather than frolicking at love on Sundays! Lest that this lead to a holy sanctioned marriage, such past times might lead as well to illicit relations, and leirwites!

So then it came to me to try to soothe her spirits by speaking to her once the monks had again departed.

“Claire, however did you come to loose your tongue in front of them? You must be more careful. Now they have formed opinions of you, opinions that may ell be false, but which all are more easy for men like them to make.”

“I knew not... I thought they were joshing with me.”

“Please. They are not here in our country to josh! They have told me they are here on a mission given them by the Archbishop, that they see to it that only the Holy Word as it is styled in Rome is spread among us- no talk of the Gospel in common speech shall pass their scrutinies! And if your own family be so inclined, then, how much more difficult will they make it for them!”

Claire thought about this a while, then said, “Yes, Julian, you are right. I must keep my personal world my own. They have no need to know.”

“For the sooner they can be off and back up to Exeter and the Archbishop, the better off our whole county is. That is the nature of having overlords, whether they be nobles, or priests.”

The evening of the monks’ visit, I had a profoundly disturbing dream. In it, my friend Stephen’s father, Richard, looked sadly upon me. He seemed to want to tell me something he could not. There was a castle, and maybe, Owain Glyndwr’s spectre hung over it, but all around the castle were rings of armed knights and archers, and it was clear to me these represented the King and Prince’s troops. And Richard rather floated over them all. He did not so much as speak a word, but he put it in my mind somehow, that even though he had died trying to protect his son, and his farm, from the raid by the angry, merciless soldiers, that he was saddened that all this had come to pass. When I came to my senses I realized I was sorely sweating and it was most unusually cold, besides that. I thought perhaps I knew that Richard forgave his killers, but I also knew, that he knew, that Stephen, Roger, Albertus, and I could never do that. And it left me to think long and hard on Richard in the morning, as I rode my horse near the sea with my dog running beside us. As I looked out toward Saint Michel’s Mount and the towers and spires of the castle and kirk, I was deeply consumed with feelings I could not quite resolve.

Feelings like, “how could the Lord say to forgive our trespassers, and forgive our trespasses, when it was life itself which was trespassed?” and “if I have all I need but only all I need, why is it meet to give that up to a robber, especially a robber who comes in the name of a king, who already has more than enough?” and “why do men like kings rule over other men?” But after spending the better part of an hour staring hypnotized by the waves breaking over the sands, and realizing I had come no closer to having any answer to any of these than I had when I posed them to myself, I turned the horse back towards my home, and the business of my tavern.

The business of my tavern! How was it that in two short years I had gone from worry over where I slept and what I had for my dinner and where I might get strings for my lute, into worry over where I would find the foods for my tavern guests, what I must give in the way of feed for their horses, and how much money we had earned so might pay wages to my workers! But here I was. The tavern itself was actually doing fine. On any day there were seven or eight locals who came for their afternoon bowls of soup and loaves with cheese, it seemed that every third day or so, some noble travelers would stop, on their way from Bristol or Saint Ives, to London, or once in a week perhaps, some ship would dock in Penzance, and the word spread round beneath the nose of Alstair of the Pelican that “out there in the country is a place that will feed you as good or better!” than his own bird. And the pelican, Scupper, who stopped each day to beg scraps off Moselles and Thangustella, made more and more friends (and maybe, fans!) from amongst them.

It was something of an amazing thing, actually, that this wild bird would be stopping to eat scraps of bread, than he would be out flying over the shoals seeking fat mackerel and sardines to fill his crop. This, we assumed, he did anyway. But he came as he did, and for the better part of a mid-day he would stand on the rail of the stairway, proudly craning his neck, or preening his great wide wings, or scraping his great long beak against the siding.

Kerfel the cat took a liking to Scupper, too, which was really just as odd. Perhaps between them there was a matter or respect or awe. Scupper was much too large a bird to fear Kerfel and his claws, and might have, if he were a more hawk-like bird, have made an easy meal of Kerfel if he wished. But when Scupper flew in on his midday round, Kerfel would bounce from the sunny flagstones where he dozed, and make a mewing noise, and the big bird would rub his huge bill against the top of his head, and Kerfel would rub back, and take pleasure in the stroking.

Panoptes my “Dutch barge dog” had grown into a fierce enemy of the crows, kites, and ravens which would flock along the cypress rows near the barley, and if they flew in and tried to glean the growing stalks, he would rush, barking, out into the field, gaining ground on them until his mere presence were enough to send them flying again to the safety of the branches. I shuddered to think what might become of one of them should he been able to catch one! But it was but a game for him, and he might not know what he should do with it, either, I laughed.

The best of all the people I dealt with in town was Odo Trappet. The butcher, besides being sympathetic to the idea of a Free Wales (and Cheshire) was full of stories and jokes. He was fast becoming actually something of a friend, rather than I only being his customer, I could tell he thought  well of me, unlike Cocklenburg the candle man, who was more and more the opposite type, and becoming more a pain to deal with each week. I thought he was a bit of a cheat, although I could never prove it. One day he sold me a measure of wicking which was well short of that I had expected, and when confronted, he shrugged, saying only “It is all I have at this time. Would you like to pay more?”

And so when I compared the two men it was easy deciding between them which would be the first I might see in the day. I always saved the worst people for last for I would soon be on my way home, and away from them. 

On a day when it was foggy in the morning, and the thick grey mist hung over the Lizard and the Mount as it could have been the willo’wisp of the Thames, I rode Magdalene to Mousehole, and stopped at the shop and workplace of my good friend Clarence. On this day, Wilmot had it off as a rest from me, and so he was busy with Clarence. Together they were working on the frame of another viol—Clarence had shaped and filed the fine wood sides, and now, Wilmot was spending his time clamping the body fast. First he would bind the back to the sides, and they were held fast with lamps made of wood, and scraps of leather kept it tightly bound. The smell of glue was thick in the air, along with violin rosin, garnered from pine sap, melted, and reformed into balls, pungent with the smell of the forest.

Clarence broke off as he heard the bell on the door clap, and I entered.

“Julian! A pleasure to see you my friend. How goes the Lady?”

“She is as she is, Clarence, and as you have known, your good young man Wilmot there, has been quite the boon for me.”

I could see Wilmot blushing a bit, but I continued along this track with Clarence.

“Ah, He is learning well our trade here as well, Julian. Some days, I admit, it even hurts to spare him...”

I noticed Wilmot blush again.

“For he is indeed quick, and has grasped many things I thought would take him years, in only months. After all, I was young and in love once myself... and I realize he has his desires...”

Now he was flushed through red, Wilmot was, but he kept at his task, and ignored the two of us. Clarence walked me back into the domicile of the shop— the front room of course was the workshop and room where all the instruments hung, but in the back were his own rooms. He led me into the kitchen and poured me a glass of cool perry, from a large flask resting beneath a counter.

“Yes,” I said to Clarence, “Wilmot truly helps us with what we need done. I especially depend upon him now to help me with all the carting back and froth from town, all the food, and keeping things in order. He now knows all the people I deal with and what I deal with them for. If he’s a bit daft at times, I know, he is really just suffering from his love.”

“Oh, that I know, too. If he can find a way to make his way to her, he will. Usually, however, he does this at a time so as not to inconvenience me.”

“Nor does he, for me, either. Still, something in me sees a lot inside of him, that reminds me of myself.”

“And I too! Listen, Julian, just because I am getting on in years now, and have no wife, does not mean that there were no ladies... who might have done well for that... in my own life.”

“I never doubted it, Clarence. And it sometimes might be hard, to have a shop, for man, and not to have somebody about to keep the rest of life in order.”

“Ah, bosh. I am pleased enough with what I have made of things. at this point, what could I gain? Close company for a few more years, and what is that? The way I live, t’would probably not be to the liking of... whomever.”

The fleeting thought hit me, and passed as might a swift arrow as soon as it did, but the widow Bess Farber... the blacksmith! Might not she be a good match for my Clarence? Perhaps there could be a way I could weasel them together somehow, someday... But it was only a passing thought. Clarence said he was happy as he was, and I left it at that.

“What do you think of the girl, Julian?” Now he was asking me questions, and about Claire.
“Well, I hardly know her either, Clarence. But she has come and helped at times herself, and my girl Pamela said she was quite smart. I dare say if these two know what smart is, perhaps they will do well together- and none of us dare to complain?”

“No, none of us should dare, but until the day they pledge troth and put us both to plight!”

He laughed, and tipped his cup of perry toward mine, as in a toast. The clink of the two cups sounded in the little room. Dimly lit, his kitchen looked as though it were the warren of some strange creature... it was not a match for the Lady’s shipshape neatness! Everywhere were bowls, plates, and cups, some with dried, old food encrusting them, others with their sides sedimented with weeks-old dregs... There were spoons, and knives and stirrers all about, there was a butter churn which had not known stirring in weeks, (and smelled it!) and there were long string-baskets of oranges, onions, and turnips hanging from the ceiling, along with ropes of sausage. From these, Clarence oft fashioned his meals. What he did not have to hand, he bought in Mousehole at a coster’s there, or he would barter with Mary, and lately, he had begun bartering with Moselles for day old loaves, and these he picked up weekly, or had Wilmot fetch back to him.

Clarence’s other rooms were really not much better than his kitchen. In the room that kept his bed and his study desk were mounds of clothing worn and cast off, and awaiting a wash. But washing got done maybe one time in a month, and Clarence, fond as he was of certain articles of his clothes, oft went without making any changes in that, for days on end. The desk was covered in paper, paper with writing and musical signs, and books that held stories and poems and mysteries and magical spells— all of which he said were not his ken (as they could have been with Porcull!) but which were good, he aid, for coming to grips with the many questions that life’s riddles posed. Sometimes, Clarence liked to say, “hearing what some other man had to say about something helps you to decide your own mind, or not.” I did not disagree.

The thought of that, however, brought me to turn the discussion toward the subject I had engaged on with Ranulf, and had brought Abu into awareness of as well. That was, the music of place, and the music of human souls. There is no music, said Clarence, without human ears to hear it. Much as there is no tree felled in a forest without a woodsman to cut it, so there cannot be music without perception of such a thing. What we experience, he told me, “when we approach a new place, is not merely the “music” of the place, but the language and discourse of the human souls which have dwelt there, or tarry there, or otherwise been a party to making the magic we sense exists."

I disagreed.

“Clarence, when I was in France I saw a place— it was an ancient stone circle like the ones up on the moors here— and it was magic, human magic, although no human had had so much as touched them in many centuries.”

“Ah, but that is the thing, lad. The human touch! If you were to go into a deep, dark wood, such as no man had ever walked inside, with wolves, and owls, and fierce dragons, even, and you were to walk from one end of that wood to the other and there were no clearing, would that wood still broadcast its music, as you call it, to you?”

“Well... that depends.”

“Depends on what?”

“That depends on whether one feels welcome there.”

“But could you feel welcome in the presence of a dragon?”

“I don’t know.”

“There, you see, Even you have your doubts...”

“But even if it were a dragon there, who is to say it be fair or foul but that I had disturbed it> If there had been no man walked there ever, that would not mean any difference to the trees.”

“Do you think we humans mean anything to the tree?’

“Well, maybe... yes.”

“Then you ask the trees next time to tell you what difference you should make to them. I guarantee you, all you will hear will be the wind talking in their leaves.”

“But that wind has spirit, too!”

“The wind carries all spirit, Julian. And it carries it we know not where. And it speaks to the trees more than it speaks to us.”

“But yet, it does!”

“Do  you have the ears to catch its tale?”

“That is what Porcull was trying to teach me!”

“Ah, then Porcull perhaps must be some druid. For only druids concern themselves with the arguments of trees.”

“Clarence, I think you miss the point.”

“What point, Julian? That the druids knew the language of the trees? But all schoolchildren know this!”

“No, no, Clarence. That there was a spirit passed by the wood or the glen or the rock-strewn hill, and it left the message with the trees and the stones... don’t you think that there is just music in the air? That you or I have the charm, or maybe the luck, to pull it down, pluck it out, and set it back into the air in an order others find pleasing... is that not a magic of itself?”

“Julian, I am not discussing if music is a magic. I am only being stubborn in saying that, if the trees and stones have a music, should it not be they who speak it, not us? All we are are little fireflies that alight on their branches for a short moment. Then, our song is sung, and we are extinguished, and our souls...”

He stopped. I waited for him to continue.

“And our souls continue in the spirit world, at no odds with the rocks or the trees, or the wind...”

“I do think you missed the point, Clarence. I will teach you how to listen for it, yet!”

I drained my cup, and he poured me another. The light of the mid afternoon sun broke through his leaded windows, with their grey-smoky glass allowing in enough light that we did not need squint, but there was still the grey fog, and we saw no blue sky behind it.

“Listen, Julian. I feel there is something in your argument. But I will need my own reason to put up against it, if there is such to experience. I have not experienced it as yet, though I have been playing music all my life. I try to pour magic into the vessels that I create— the vielles and lutes and drums. There I set it, and it is up to the buyers to make that come out. Some are better parsed to the task than others. Some are mere dilletantes, you know... like that Lord Devonside!” He chuckled.

“I must have sold him five lutes, a violoncello, a hurdygurd, and six drums! It is a good thing I do not trivy about with pennywhistles— he would have bought a whole cane basket full!”

“I think the tin men would have better say working pennywhistles, Clarence.”

“Yes, quite. Anyway, Julian, you see, if there is magic and music it exists within us, first. We cannot express it unless it is there to begin with. If you have some new system, perhaps, of interpreting the will of nature, and it comes through your lute, well, good and fine. But to my mind, it is from your mind to your hands, and not from the big sky out there.”

I could see I had not, and maybe would not, ever convert good Clarence into the realm of the mystical awareness that Porcull had stirred in me, and that I had succeeded in with Abu, and also, just recently, Ranulf. But time is a river and we wait at the shore, and while Clarence was yet on our side of it, I would try, anyway, bit by bit, week by week, year by year...

At that point, a sweat-beaded Wilmot came beaming into the kitchen, wiping his brow, and Clarence poured him a perry as well.

“I have finished, Master Clarence.”

“Good! Now we shall set the back overnight, and in the morning, we will fix the front plate of the soundboard. Have you finished the scroll work for the neck yet?”

Wilmot took a gulping gasp of the perry, and set it down, shaking his head.

“No, no, I had almost forgot! That will be my next thing...”

While Wilmot was there with us, I turned to him and asked him directly about Claire.

“Wilmot, we note your passion for the maid. Are things well with you? Are you and her parents, I mean, making progress? I can tell that she loves you. Are there no other suitors, have you driven them all away? Can you make note, perhaps, to tell her, that while I appreciate her work at The Lady, and her attending them, please, do not let her speak too loosely about your affairs! For they were born to meddle. All friars are. They feel a concern for the state of our souls which belongs to nobody but ourselves. If you value your happiness... do not let her speak of your love!”

I was a little shocked even at myself for having said it, but now that it was out, there need be no more querying Wilmot as to how things stood.

“They do go well, Julian. Her parents are good people, if poor. They too appreciate your letting us work for you, when you do. I feel it may be a year or more, but I will win her. There are no suitors. Yes, I drove all of them away! One of them was a lout named Targis, but I put him to flight by knocking him into the Coombe one day. He has not bothered me, nor us, since. And those monks! I will speak to her. I realize what you are saying. I do not like church a whole lot. If it were up to me, God might say, “You are too good to go to church today! Who are they to say you sin by your tarrying?” But then, that is my Lord, not theirs, speaking.”

I took it for a sensible answer. Clarence and I played our instruments through the evening, Wilmot went back to finishing the work, and we heard the bell of the doorway slap on his way out, which was as the sun had begun to set.

One day the monks were there in the tavern, and this was quite odd, but the one named Micah was sitting crying, blubbering almost. The other one, Earnest, was holding him by the shoulder and trying to whisper comforting things in his ear.

I rushed to their table.

“Whatever is wrong, my dear friars?”

“We have been Trewidden...”

“Yes?”

“Good Brother Micah has had his crozier stolen, by one of the castlemen!”

I drew in a sharp breath, and I knew the both heard it.

“Wherefore and why?”

“This we hardly know either, but we think ‘tis of some idea that because it happened to be the staff of a friar, that it hold some magic inside it, or some power, that perhaps it be some talisman, and that it might serve a man of arms far better than some friar, for with magic...”

“Yes?”

“For with that magic, perhaps, a man in battle might be invincible, of course!”

“Yes, but—”

“Yes, but, nothing. We hold that the cross of Jesus itself means more than just a means for a man to take power...”

Micah the monk sobbed even louder.

“Why is he crying so? It’s just a piece of wood, a carved stick...”

“Then,” Earnest continued, “Then you do nor understand, good Julian, for this staff was a gift to Micah, from the Archbishop Scrope at York. This personal gift cannot be replaced, as such... We rest at Madron...”

Really now, the sobbing monk beside him made a piteous sight, for each time he began a new jag of crying, the tonsure on his temples flushed red, his eyes ran like the spring of Saint Piran itself, and he would sometime rub his arm to wipe the snot that drooled off his nose, a portion of his sorrow no doubt. I had not seen such a thing in a man since the battle at Shrewsbury, but those men I saw would die that night, and knew there was no sense in shedding tears for their own lost cause. This man was, it seemed, quite drunk on his pain. All for a silly staff with a cross on the top!

I was then glad I had made the decision much younger, whatever happened, I would never be a monk myself. For if it meant to have blubbering nincompoops like Micah to sup, drink and converse with... well, at least I did not have to sit at the table with him, only to wait on him.

Luckily just then the ever-aware Pamela turned up, and brought the friars bowls of hippocras, hot and steaming, and the sufferer wiped his eyes smiled a weak smile, and took a sip from the bowl the other held to his quivering lips.

“I do not want to to lose the respect of the Archbishop,” he said, finally breaking free from the sobbing jerks of his upper torso to get a few sensible words out.

“But so I have failed him. I love England. I love the Archbishop. But...”

He had stopped, and I wanted to hear the rest of it. “Yes?”

“I do not like a knight who robs holy men! What can be holy to a man like that?”

I had no answer for him, for I would hate such a man myself, and I did.

I had few words, but my asking “yes” and nodding “no” when they posed me a question, as the helping brother helped simpering Micah to down the rest of the hippocras, in big gulps he took it, until they set down the bowl, and looked at me limply, and both smiled.