Tuesday, July 22, 2014

OH WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME



In Book Three of the Julian Plectrum Series, Julian gets The Fallen Lady tavern up onto her feet. Royalist retainers down from Devonshire take over Baron Anselm’s Trewidden castle in his absence, and impose oppressive taxes and fines upon the locals. Julian finds and brings to play a number of traveling minstrels, is host to inquisitional monks, the usurper nobles, and is forced into his own confrontation with authority over the true authorship of his Lay of Hotspur.  Anselm’s untimely death ultimately forces Julian to consider the fate of the Welsh uprising in the face of the power of the Crown.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

RETURN TO CHESTER

It was now early July, and Albertus and the Barcelona had returned to Penzance harbor. I was honored that of all the choices he might have made like, perhaps, the Pelican) he chose to stop first at The Fallen Lady. It had been something of a worrisome trip, he said, for the channel was full of privateers of all flags— English, French, Dutch, Spanish, and at each port he had made his landfall (Harfleur, Vennes, La Rochelle, Calais) he had had to head directly in and not linger, because the various lurking sea-wolves would have had his number. Each port he had made his call at however gave him what he said was the best of supply—in Harfleur, many bottles of brandy, at Vennes, the best Bordeaux wine, La Rochelle, even better Chablis. And, he said, it did seem to him that with the French raging on the Devon shore, and the English raging back in Brittany, the best thing he might do for himself at this point was to just shut down and lay at anchor here at Penzance, until the fall, and (again) the opportunity of carrying Stephen and Roger and their wool over to Amiens. But he felt there was far too much risk at this point, to even guarantee to Stephen that this was in his plans.
Albertus, however, came to The Lady with a number of presents for me. It included some seven good bottles of the best Beaujolais, and eight of Calvados brandy. This warmed my heart. he also said there were three large tuns of the Bordeaux yet aboard Barcelona, and that Chelmswadd would be bringing them to us on the morrow by oxcart. I laid out two pounds to him, and he said it was fine for a deposit, and that he would soon collect his balance, but as he meant to remain in Penzance, it could be an open debt for a time.
I told him of my plan to return to Chester with Mary soon, just to visit our people there, and he seemed happy when told that Stephen had done the best he could in honoring his father’s memory, by leaving Albertus’ trinket of pilgrimage at his grave. Thus he had fulfilled Albertus’ wish.
“And yet while I may never see Chester again myself, nor stand beside the grave of Richard, I am pleased that there, at least, a piece of my heart has been left to him. He was the dearest of friends.”
I considered telling him of the dream I had had of Richard, then thought best of it, and kept my thoughts to myself. I knew not how Albertus conceived our relations to the world of spirit, and did not want to risk the alienation of him possibly considering me ‘necromantic.” It was something which would keep me wondering for the rest of the year, however... how we do relate to those who have crossed over the bridge of life’s waters to the other shore. And there would be even more troubling dreams than the one of Richard in my future, as well. As soon, I shall tell you, but not just yet.
And when I was all ready to pack our things for the trip to Chester, I heard Moselles calling to me, from atop the roof! Whatever could he be doing up there? A long, tall ladder had been leaned up against the side wall on his landing, and he was walking about on the thatch.
“Ah, Julian! I am lookink for holes! Eh, it is summair! But soon enough, eet weel be winter, non? So I am looking for holes, and I will patch them! Thangustella is making me wattle.”
I could see Thangustella (or at least, I could see her blue dress as it flashed at the corner of his doorway, and saw her chubby hand give a friendly wave.) Soon she pulled out onto the landing from her baking kitchen a large tin pot, and I could see it was full of mud and sticks, all mixed together.
“We will have evairy hole all patched when you and Mary come back, non?”
“That is nice,” I called. “Don’t you think  you should be careful?”
“Aw, carefool, what is? Hohn? I am good strong man. Thangustella, pass me up some of that.”
Thangustella was seen ladling the wattle mix into a small hand bucket, then, she crawled up the ladder, and passed it up to him, and he wandered over to a certain spot that looked like it needed help, and began to smear it in, using a mason’s trowel.
“Just the same, Julian, you are lucky, you do not get the leaks, non? But eet happens to us, yes it will, evairy year. So now I fix the beeg ones. I guess that feenishes them.”
When he had completed this task, he drew himself down the slope of the roof, handed back the little bucket with the trowel, and carefully eased himself onto the ladder, as Thangustella kept it steady.
“I am sure Anselm will thank you for keeping up the roof,” I yelled.
“Oh, the baron, what will he care? Eet is always the chore for me, but I am happy to do eet!”

We prepared ourselves for the journey by packing a good number of things into the blankets which we strapped over Magdalene’s rear. This all included some loaves of bread, and butter, to large flask sacks for water, one for each of us, some jerked beef and chicken and cheese (I  hoped to fish at times as well, for each of my trips north and south had seen some good results, and it would save us trouble, a skillet we could fry the fish in, candles such that we might both have a light or a source of renewed fire when we slept neath the stars, and a pair of new clothing more for us both.)
I also put in four bottles of the good French brandy, one each to give as gifts for Stephen, Porcull, Davis, and Robert, and a pair of bottles of wine as had all come to us by way of Albertus,  which I planned to share with Robert and my father. We set out early in the morning leaving Clarence, Pamela, Will, Wilmot, and Deprez (as well as Moselles) to care for our establishment, and hoped we might be returning by the end of a month.
So we began our journey, two days into July, heading north on the now familiar road. With only a stop each in Exeter, Bristol, and Kidderminster, I passed up Shrewsbury, and felt some sickness in my heart at the thought of the place. Just the year before my brother Simon and I had been at peril for our lives there. We had seen brutal fighting, retribution, and good men sent to the block. The people had begun building back their homes on the edges of the town, however, but it was still said to be a stronghold of the crown Prince, whose arms fluttered from a pole on the parapet of the castle.
I steered us past the town, and somewhere in the forty or so miles that lie between there and Westchester Manor, we fished and feasted upon shad which were good and tasty, and slept the night out under the stars, which beckoned to us so kindly in the warm evening.
I was quite relieved we encountered none too many outlanders and riders, those whose business it might be to bother the people on the road, be they knight or blackguard. We did however come upon a score of monks, who told us they were transferring their abbey to  just north of Upton. I told them that was where I was from, and they laughed, clapped me on the shoulder, and kept traveling. One or two of them may have seemed to smirk as hey took in Mary, but she fair ignored them all. Sometimes it is more well meet to keep within one’s self, lest there be odd words which lead to harder ones.
Now and then I pulled Luisa up across my chest and played. It did feel good to be headed once more to familiar places— not a lot had changed, for the lay of the land rarely does, and the trees might be a bit taller than they were a year before, and the summer fields yet a bit greener, but all felt to me much blessed in charm, and nature’s kind music was everywhere about us.
Mary and I, riding on Magdalene, approached the vale of Westchester Manor then from the same road I had always taken, veering off from the main Roman street leading to Chester, wending our way along the path that ran along the little stream which ran behind the humble cottage of Master Porcull. The wind was up, and it was a strange sky, with portents of rain on the way, yet over the manor itself, bright sun still shone through clouds like it were Bible times.
I unhorsed Mary leading her off by taking my arm, and she dusted off her gown and we undid the several packs which Magdalene carried on her rump behind us. I strode to the little door and knocked upon it.
A voice from within greeted me— somewhat frail, weary, and yet most obviously Porcull’s. In a moment the door cracked open, and then wider.
“Julian! Julian my boy! So, so good to see you!’
Looking out on his little lawn he saw Mary and the horse, and bade us enter.
I tied Magdalene to a little stead over his pathway, and she made herself comfortable eating off the tops of the water cresses growing there. Mary and I entered the little cottage.
The light was dimmer than I could recall it had been, and the room seemed more cramped, but he offered us both a stool, and made his own seat on his bed.
“Yes, yes, it is marvelous to see you. And you, mistress Mary! So fine! I am afraid though that my own health has not been what it was. I barely make it out of doors many days— in part, as I am wrapped up in my work, but also, that my bones do ache and I fear it may be my age in years calling upon Friend Grim at last. But I will welcome you! Things here are different, of course, this past year without Squire Richard. The young master, I fear, is not quite as the elder was, in terms of his command of the tenants. But he is yet good to me, anyway. That Roger man of his, he’s been here and there, sometimes he brings me baskets of food from the young squire himself, and other times, he is disappeared weeks on end. So I try to get by. Oh, say, without you here, Julian, who will harvest my pepper for me? I fear I might not be up to it this time round.”
“Firstly, Sire Porcull, thank you for everything you did for me. I am ever in your gratitude. and for your good grace and wisdom, I should be yet an ignorant bumpkin. I did, however, think to bring something for you, which might I hope, help with your joints, today?’
I reached into the pack and brought out the bottle of apple brandy I had brought as a gift for him.
“This, Porcull, is something of blithe spirits to give you courage! Brandy from Normandy, made from fine cider press apples, and a tonic for your health!’
“Oh, oh yes, very good, lad! There are some cups upon the shelf there. Do get down three, we shall all drink to the day!’
“And to your health, good master!” added Mary.
I reached up onto the shelf on which Porcull had stacked plates and cups and his trusty skillet.
“Porcull, what about asking the haywains of Westchester to help in gathering your pepper? you know them— Shaftley, Blightson, Garthson? They were good help to me in laying out and building my tavern.”
“A tavern, you say?’
“Yes, a tavern! The Fallen Lady! We attached it to our house in Penzance. It has been open three months now, since May Fair.  We are not an inn- no guests overnight. but we take in travelers to give them succor, and it is also good that I have somewhere I can make music for those who come. It is taxing, but we earn enough to keep it going. And Mary makes us ale each month, and we earn pennies of that as well.”
“My you are surely still a busy one, my boy.  I never thought of you as lazy. But I also never thought you would take to that sort of life! I always saw you perhaps going to courts, jesting and minstreling. But if you are happy that is all.” He rested himself and sipped from the cup.
“This is, indeed, a most subtle spirit! I do like it! Who brought this unto you?”
I explained how my shipper friend Albertus had ferried Mary and I to Harfleur the year past, how he was recent returned from Bordeaux and Normandy again, how Albertus had truck with a number of wine men in each large port, how he had barely escaped privateers on his latest junket, and how Albertus had been the one first brought us the brandy to drink, when we sailed on Barcelona.
“As for those lusty haywains, my boy, I am afraid they are little good to me. If I took them from their work with Stephen, I am sure they would but complain that my pay is no good for the hours they must spend climbing and stripping and laying out the baskets with care. I might enquire of them, but I am not certain I’ll be helped.”
“All I know, Porcull, is that they did help me. But then again, I paid them well enough, and also, Stephen was there, and they needed him to carry them back home. So in a way they were captive to the situation and convenient to me.”
We sipped the brandy, and then Porcull, obviously with some care taken in moving about, rose and took some split wood and fed it into his hearthstones. The little otter, Peddles, was now scratching at the door to be let in.
“How marvelous! He yet lives!” I cried, opening the door for him, and Peddles leaped from the floor into my arms and snuffled at my cheeks.  I was surprised to find it out, but he obviously remembered me.
“May I?” asked Mary, and I handed him to her.
He pulled quite the same action with her, and squeaked and chortled with obvious pleasure, at his back being stroked.
“That is Peddles, my dear. He is my longtime companion, now. He is getting on in years, himself though, too, and must be about five already. Well, so long as I feed him now and then, he still comes around. And of course, he remembers you Julian! Come, Peddles.”
He gathered up the otter from Mary, who sat back and sipped at her brandy again. I kicked at a spark which shot from the fire to the floor.
“Now, I am glad to have someone here at last, to talk to again,” he said. “With all that has taken place this last year, and the disruption caused by Richard dying, and with you being gone all that time... I guess I sometimes miss company, especially yours, Julian.’
“Does not Stephen come by to see you oft times?”
“Less than I would like, Julian and at that, usually he leaves it to the Roger man. Anyway I suppose I am not really a fit companion for most of the folk about here. I am growing old, and many do think me strange.”
‘That is because they do not know you.”
“Well, it is somewhat my own fault as well. I made this little cottage so I might be at peace from the world, and it used to be, I liked having the world at an arm’s length. Now though as I grow elderly and my bones ache most days it sometimes also pains me I have no friends to call upon me. But you, fine lad, you have returned! So why do I complain? It is the moment, and the moment suffices.”
“I remember the day I came here, and I met your otter, and you gave me that spirit to drink...”
“Ah yes, the aqua vitae! An experiment, lad, and one I am afraid leaves not a match for this fine apple drink. When I compare— Well, anyway, I was using an old alchemist’s recipe, and am afraid perhaps I used a little too coarse a rye, perhaps, or maybe, I distilled it not long enough, but...”
“It was fine, Porcull. But it left me with a taste for similar pleasures!”
“I see. and that then is why this apple drink appeals to you... no doubt... me and my bad influence...’
‘Don’t speak this way! You are a fine and good teacher, Porcull!”
“If I were finer, perhaps I’d have been at university...”
‘No matter! You are our wise man of the hollow, here! Here is your grace, your fame, and reward. we will always honor you.’
“Yes, yes, my lad, sure, you will. But to think of the Brothers...’
“The Brothers?”
“Oh, do you not know, Bishop Scrope has been scouring the west lands here, searching for they who wish to ensure— as I do— that one day the Holy Word will be taken up in common speech.”
“In this matter he has sent out watchers, and spies, going up and down the country...”
Immediately I thought of Micah and Earnest, the Franciscan and Dominican monks, going about Cornwall, teasing out alms, and spotting out heretics. Obviously they were among those who had been designated as the tenders of the flock, so to speak.
Porcull lay back a little on his bed, and Peddles the otter squeaked and leapt from Mary’s arms to mine. He snuffled at my arms and tried to climb up my chest, but I held him down so that he remained at my elbow.
“He is glad to be with an old friend,” said Porcull.
“You still have the falcon, don’t you?” I asked. Noticing that the perch was empty, where Springer had his normal place.
“Alas, no, Springer has taken flight, and is now rather not the type to be bossed and jessed any longer. But he lives in a tree out to the back. He might not be there now, though. In the afternoons, he goes flying and ranging far about the manor, even so far away as Chester, I suppose. But if I call him, he will come, should he be nigh.”
I had told the story often of how I had first met Porcull, to Mary, and to my other companions in Penzance, and I was sad that I could not bring her to see this wonderful bird for herself.
“I am afraid I never really had much of a contract with Springer anyway,” mentioned Porcull, “—because for him, it was a matter of meeting his needs. And I guess these last few months I have not been able to take him out where he might find that, no, no I haven’t, I think I have more an illness of the spirit, and it keeps me more tied to my rooms. I don’t know... It is very good to see you, though, Julian.”
I told him then about Abu, and how I had used his charts to make a horoscope for him, and he looked at me rather with a sly smile on his face.
“I am glad it came in useful, Julian. I knew there would be reasons you might want to have a thing like that. Besides, I had no one to give it to. It would have rotted away under dust here— as will everything else you see around you. I know my time for this world is not long. Soon, I shall be beyond all of you. I hope then to make my home on the wild heath... with the pixies...”

We took leave of Porcull while the sun was yet near four in the afternoon, and I led Magdalene by foot, and Mary and I walked across the large field of wheat and rye that shimmered like amber water, waving in ripples beneath a clear blue sky, and passed the apiaries, the dovecotes, and the granges, until we found ourselves on the graveled path leading up to the manor door. Our arrival had been duly noted by the men in the fields working with scythes and reaping, but only a wave of the hand and a turn of their heads were what they gave us on that.
I pulled the great bell that would summon Master Stephen. for now, master of the hall was he, and all of its machinations must run past his scrutinies. But when he saw me, he took to laughter, and beckoned us come in, closed the great door, and we looked upon a most transformed hall than we remembered, the day we celebrated our wedding there.
The floors were strewn with great woven mats of rushes now- no longer the free branches, but plainly woven movable mats, that no less were a comfort to the foot, than the bare stone. Over the great hearth now hung a ugly tusked head of a boar, and when we asked, Stephen said that it had been killed over the winter “making us much fine sausage, as well!) while it rooted through the geese pens after stray grains of corn, and had made itself a wallow, which was where Roger had fair dispatched it, with three arrows to the lungs.
“Julian, I will call for wine, and I will call for a feast. It is good to see you here, dear friend. do you two know how long you plan to stay?”
“Only so long as need be, to visit our parents, and with you. We did see Master Porcull already.”
“Oh, yes the old gentleman. he has been suffering of grippe, and sometimes fever. But he does keep to himself, although I send down men with victuals to help him each week. He is a dear man, but peculiar, and holds to his own. We see him sometimes with his gyrfalcon, but it is rarer that we do than it was before.”
Stephen threw open one of the great windows that opened to the west, and a cool breeze blew in stirring the room with a pleasance, and keeping us from feeling stifled. I brought out the brandy I meant to give him, and we drank from tumblers he fetched from his cupboard. Sitting now in the great chair which was his father’s, Stephen looked and felt every bit the part of the new landholder and head of the manor.
“We are now harvesting our hay, and in a few weeks shall be deep in gathering the grains. I have decided that I will not ask your participation this year, Julian. as I do know that you are deep involved in your own work now, and yet your visit comes at a point too early for the harvest proper, I will not ask your help. we do indeed have many hands here.’
“It is I should ask for their help when I harvest in fall, myself!’
“Perhaps that might be arranged.’
“Many other things Albertus had to tell me, when he brought us this brandy from Normandy, before we departed Cornwall, Stephen. The main thing to remember is: Prince Henry and his father will be making war quite soon, and once again Cheshire and the Marches will resound with their trumpets and the truck of the wagon-carts, and the soldiers again will come to raid your stores. These things we know, as Albertus tells us, because the true prince of Wales, Owain Glyndwyr, has made treat with the French, particularly the Bretons, for aid and comfort and troops to bolster the Welsh in his search for independence off Henry. There will be more sieges and fighting, very soon, in a matter of months, be it known. And should you hope for no repeats of last year”— I stopped, knowing what last year had meant for him, and to allow the full import of what I was telling him to sink in—“then you had best be aware that the storm is coming.”
Mary sat by my side, an once again we had a glass a piece of the good brandy. Now we each today had had three, to Stephen’s one, so it was time to call a halt to that.
When Stephen’s cook appeared from the kitchen with a large platter full of roast spitted lambs and well-spiced goose, then we set upon it like the hungry travelers we were.
“Albertus tells us that the places he once felt welcomed at in France have become a little less friendly. He told me that, of all the wine he did manage to get for you, that he actually paid near twice what he had on his previous trips. This, he said, was because much of the wine that was captured by English pirates never saw the hands for whom it had been intended, and the winemakers were trying to get back their loss. Really what looks like it was good for England, has actually only meant harder conditions for we who act in honest trade. And now I begin to wonder should Roger and I even take a chance on another journey at all.”
Stephen’s mopped his curly locks from back off his forehead. I could see that this was indeed something that vexed and worried him.
“Well, if I were you?” I ventured. He looked at me with a question mark in his eye.
“If I were you, I would yet go back again. Because unless some order is given to you preventing it, why can’t you just continue on? These fights over land, over independent Wales, even of our own Cheshire—are these not squabbles over who owes how much to who? No matter who is your lord, Stephen, he will still demand his tax and his dues and rents. And how best to provide that, than just continue to earn them and make them up the best you know how? Just go back. You might find there are actually more people used to dealing with you who will not hold as much against you, than they do the privateers, who at their worst, are but robbers. You give them in kind and in gold and they understand that.”
Stephen thought on that a while.
“It was kind of you and Mary to accompany us. This next trip, though, we will have to bring at least one of our manor folk. It is hard for me to say which of the haymen I should fear least, if I bring them- surely Blightson would be a burden. Maybe Shaftley less so. But Garthson? He can be pretty dim himself quite often. But at least he is used to standing watch.”
“Stephen, I hardly think I would be the best to help you judge any of that. After you and Richard went out of your way to help me in all ways...”
“Ah, Julian, ‘twas nothing to us! I live, and while Richard did, he’d have wanted only to help someone. Someone like you, who took him well for his advice, and he would be proud of all you became! As am I. If not, just a little jealous...”
“Jealous?”
“Well, you have the woman you love at your side. For that, I must still work, and slave, and bother, and hope, and pray, and...”
Mary now spoke up.
“Stephen, it is not at all so hard to gain a woman’s heart. Your girl is yet bound to her own home. You must do what Julian did— you must befriend her father, first, if you wish to gain any entry beyond.”
Stephen looked a little bleak for a moment, but then he saw the point.
“Of course. I have been struggling as though in a battle of only one! There are other men in the picture, yes, her father would be one of them. Of course. How silly. Why, thank you. It means I will need to draw completely different plans than I had.”
 While it had taken a good deal of time to draw out the obvious for poor Stephen, whose mind was daily beset with ledgers, accounts, and bills of sale, who knows where his romantic heart had led him to wander from more practical thoughts, where the family of his own beloved was concerned!
Now we stayed overnight as guests of the manor, sleeping in a good bed Stephen had shown us to. We woke to the sound of turtle doves and shrikes in the trees outside, and after we all had breakfasted on eggs and cheese, we then set off for Chester, and the house of Mary’s parents, Robert and Alexandra. Off on a distant rise we could see a falcon, and I knew it was Springer, and I pointed it out to Mary. The falcon dove quickly at something, speeding sharply straight down it went, and it hit the ground, rising immediately again, with something small and furry squealing in its talons.

We found Robert in his shop, as usual, working now on more coopage. He broke off from it, setting down his hammer and the staves, to embrace Mary.
“Dear daughter! And young Sire, minstrel Julian! How much I have missed you in these troubled months! Do, do come in and be comforted! Alexandra! It is Mary and Julian! Come hither and let us make good cheer!”
Presently Alexandra appeared from the stairway and rushed to hug Mary, and kissed me on the cheek.
“’Tis a fine thing, you have now come. we do worry so for you.”
“It is not meet to worry, Mother. Julian and I are doing well. We own a tavern! And it does fair. I make ale, and Julian supplies it with all goods, and we have a nice people from all around to serve. It is a nice place, yes, and I am happy.’
“That is good, that you are happy, daughter. I would not have it otherwise.”
“Let me see to that horse of yours, Julian! It is the same, is it not?” Alexandra’s interest in Magdalene reassured me. We had left her tied at the door post, and Alexandra brought her a bucket of water and an apple. We could hear her whinny softly her pleasure at the attention.
“Julian, I must say, I am glad to hear you have set your mind on a business more provident than minstrelry.’
“Well I still do act the player, Robert, but my good patron, he too has gone off to the war in Wales, and so now, I worry for his patronage this Christmastide. The men who rule at his castle now are outlanders, and hard. they are making sure none of the good that Anselm showed gets offered in their stead, no.”
“I should tell you, perhaps later, of the troubles I have had here at my shop! No, nothing is as easy as once it was. and nobody knows for sure who his friend is, either, any longer. This is not a sign of good prosperity. But such it is, with the Henrys.’
“Such it is. Yes.” My mind rushed ahead to thoughts of my father and brother, and how they might be faring. But we would see them both later in the day.
For now, it felt pleasant to once more be in the company of Robert, and to see my Mary so happily pleased as well, to be in her own home, the only other she had known besides our home by the shore at The Lady. We all went up the stairs and sat around the great table, and while Alexandra ladled soup from a huge stewpot, Robert let me in on all that had transpired.
“Now it is true, Julian, that I did take such a huge sum of money from the King, and was contracted to do his coopage, in a great amount of barrels, and under a small scope of time. And it is true that my guild gave  me pains for it— the Guildmaster of the Carpenters himself, one Rosswein, brought me to give call to this account, and explain why I should of all the good guildsmen in Chester, be such to receive the favors of the king, and why in doing so, was I not someone who might not be [ruse] any longer in the brotherhood, for it were no secret the Guild had pledged loyalty to Henry Percy and Owain Glyndwyr, and even then, they planned to give Chester to Wales if it were possible. So being that challenged, I said I had not wavered in the least of my own support of Glyndwyr, nor the cause of free Cheshire, but that I had fallen under this account by no faults of my own— I was the one in the town they knew might best deliver as they asked. And then I made them an offer which did cause them all to wonder. I said, “Let me prove that I am loyal in this to our good city. Let me go and make contract with Glyndwyr myself, that you will know me for no traitor.” And having said that, I took leave of Alexandra, I went myself to Harlech, and there, did make treat on my own with Glyndwyr, and when I returned to Chester, I did show my Guildmaster Rosswein that contract, and he was then pleased. And so now I have served two masters, and one I love less than the other, but that both now have me in danger of great calamity, should the one I hold dearest fail.”
Mary looked at him and her voice rang clear and true.
“So, Father, it is true, what my friend Pamela told me? That you went away to Wales, to the war?”
“To the war, but not to fight! To earn money that I might keep my home! Let it be known that the Prince has raised both a levy and a tax on us all here in Chester, in part, a determination against our going forth to Wales, as we all shall hope we might. And they did come to see your mother as I was gone, and yes, they did play a little rough- they bruised her arm, but that was not all of it. They let it be known they would return for the rest of the barrels in a month, and lucky it was that I had returned by then, lest the suspicions would fall more easily on me. But I have Glyndwyr’s gold now, as well, in my sack, and that was a forty pound. Not so much as was bought by the King, but ever yet, money good and free, and well-scrubbed from the taint of his evil.”
Mary’s friend Pamela dwells with us now, or she dwells in the town, a fair distance from us, and works for us in her days. Her brother... was killed at Shrewsbury.”
‘Yes, that was our judgment on it,” said Alexandra. “That he never made it home, it were a foul thing and a foul day.”
“I must to see my brother, ever later in this day,” I added, “for he was taken wounded there, and I must see how he has managed, and how healed is the wound.”
“It was not a good time for us. And even now, as I said, they are raising tax and raising rent and doing what they might to be rid of our thought to join Wales. I pray for our sake we shall have an end to it in our favor. For it will only be worse should Henry IV rule all.”
“So he does at the moment,” I agreed, “but even in Cornwall they despise him. Where we live there are many given to work in the mines, some of whom have been charged to leave and fight for him, others who toil but to give him weapons and armor.”
“And while I was in Wales, they wanted me to take up arms for them. I said, no, for what I can offer with my work is more valuable. This provoked laughter among the Welshmen gathered about the Prince, but then he said he would not have me at arms, if he could gain from my good supply. Then the Welshmen about him all concurred that for force of arms, it would be best that he treat with the French.”
“Aye, there were raids in Dartmouth but a month ago. It was all turned back, but the people are now suspicious...”
“Well, they ought to be. These are not times to be too obvious about where one stands, lest one anger those with the power to take action. And thus it was, that I spent a month apart from Alexandra, and sat with the Prince at Harlech, and heard all the plots of his court and all the news of his various sieges, and when I had garnered his coin unto myself as well as the scrip, so I returned. to find Alexandra shaken and disturbed.”
“Of course,” added Alexandra, “We did have the goods to give to those of the King. I helped at some cost to my own alemaking to put together the balance of the barrels for them. Luckily by then the small ones were all we needed to complete. Even so, it was either to me to do this, or we might suffer their pillage. Thankfully it satisfied them, and they will not be back.”
“But yes it did cause the guild to look at me three-eyed. That I do regret, but they now know my true intents, and if any hold a grudge, yet, they do us all foul.”
“It sounds like a situation I could not envy, were I in it. But thee things do occur. Listen— our Baron who has ridden off to fight for the Prince, in his place has been put men of Devonshire, and lords of one of their castles now run our own. And these same are trying to use me to gain information on a certain miner. Their thought is perhaps he is willing to trade with the French, yet, and so, I must have an ear to his talk when he comes to the tavern. I do not like it. So I am trying to be as discreet as I can. Perhaps I will tell them nothing, although they, I am sure, will have ways to find out otherwise than from me.”
He then told me of how it had been rather deflating for Glyndwyr to have attempted so long the siege of Carreg Cerren (in Carmarthen) to so little gain.
“Glyndwyr believes that whoever so wish to remain free Welsh ought to be fighting with him. Those who do not, well, he may see fit to fire them out. The English are our enemy-— not our brother Welshmen! Except that those who will not take a side a’tall, they’re the hardship for me. “T'would all be easier had I a united Wales to fight with me, not just for me,” he told me, and for that, I was grateful I heard it.
“It lent more of a feeling of desperation to our cause, to know that even inside Wales there were many who refused to commit, for perhaps, they feared submitting to anyone was less preferable than remaining outside of everything. I know... that is a reason you left Cheshire! Because you do not wish to be committed, Julian. Never the less, I feel my daughter safer with you than I would feel she be up here— everything and everyone here is subject to changing their minds on a moment’s word, or testing loyalty to one warlord or the other.”


We passed around the bowl of stew and so we each filled our own bowl and ate our fill. The ale Robert poured into our glasses was merry and inspired us all to talk merrily, about Mary and our wedding, about the May Day Fair and how Stephen had managed to amorize himself to this year’s Queen (which , I was sure, explained his strange talk the day before!) and more about our little inn, about Pamela, about Richard, about how life in Chester would be good “if only they would leave us all alone, and to our homes and shops, and pay no mind!”

Sunday, July 13, 2014

TALENT NIGHT

Pamela came to us before she started work one morning. She was shaken and swore to us she had seen Lady Devonside— that is, she swore she had seen the ghost of Lady Devonside- but she had done so in her rooms, which were in Penzance, not here at the inn, where they oft yet spoke her sometimes appearing.
“I was lying in my bed, when I heard a voice speaking.
“You can’t, you shant, I won’t, it doesn’t!” she repeated over and over. And I could hear this so clearly, I looked up from my sleep, for it had woke me- and she stood at the foot of my bed! This I swear Julian, it was The Lady! It was the same one as likeness be on your sign outside! Yes, and on the painting you hang in your entryway!’
“Know you this how so?” asked Mary.
“For, Mary she were dressed in the same manner- was a ribbon scarf about her neck, her hair was piled in a bun, just like the picture, and she wore a great gown! Oh was I ever frighted!”
“What do you think she means, ‘you can’ you shant, it won’t, it doesn’t?’’’ I asked.
“Heavens help me Julian but I know not! All I know is, it was The Lady, she was far from the inn, and she implored me with her speech. and she just repeated that, over and over, and after  while I was afraid and also, tired of it.
“Leave me straightway, oh ghost! I mean you no ill!” I shouted, and then it looked startled, and faded away. Oh Mary, Julian, whatever does it mean?”
“That is what I should like to know,” I said. “We have tried to appease the ghost by hanging her painting, and by naming our tavern for her, and by painting her likeness on the signboard. We have done our best to assuage whatever it is that keeps her haunting us. It is disturbing that you say she visited you. For that means it is something concerning us. But I have no plans to build more, I have done all the building I shall, and I have no plans to do more, of anything! So what can she speak of?”
“I don’t know, Julian, but why does she visit me?”
“Maybe, Pamela, she speaks of your history. Did you have plans to speak of the Inn and of the Lady’s story?”
“I had thought of it, Julian, but I had not even begun the history! It is something on my mind, but it is not a question I have resolved.”
“But perhaps that is it,” said Mary. “Perhaps the Lady Devonside wants no word to the world of her untimely passage. Perhaps she might wish to be left in peace, and that the misfortune be forgotten.”
“Well, now I will definitely not breathe a word of it.”
“Yes, let us all keep this a dark memory, and perhaps she will leave us all to sleep in peace.”
I spoke with Pamela a bit more concerning what I felt would be the needed history she could write and how it might compare, I hoped with the work of Gerald of Wales. She nodded, and said that that was indeed a worthy ambition. Whether or not she were up to it, only those who came after her would be able to say. Meanwhile, the Lady Devonside herself was almost the least of all y own worries. Because I lived from week to week.

The mood of many of the armed men who came and went, at times, from The Lady, on their way toward Penzance, or up to Trewidden or off to London, or even north to Bristol or Exeter, had taken a different tone. Word had begun to have it with them that Owain Glndwyr had, indeed, actually treated with the French, and now, those French would not only perhaps raid more upon the coastlines, which threw Penzance into some immediate danger, but that they would now be sending forces directly to Wales, to assist Glyndwyr, and to take back the hospitality they had shown Henry IV himself during his years of exile.
I had no real position, I realized, but that my heart of course, was of the opinion whatever happened, Cheshire itself ought to be free finally of the Prince and of Henry too. Anything that brought that about would make me rather happy. Anything less was only more of the same. I continued then, to hide behind my taverner role, and that of taleteller, minstrel, and songmaker. For what I now perceived in myself was a new appreciation of my own surroundings, my domain, if you would.
The row of cypress trees that for me had become my landmark, and my touchstone for our home whenever I was far away, was but one of many such landmarks I carried about with me to remember the place. There was also the fine slanted hill which ran down the opposite ride of Whychoome Road, and the tumbling cliff, which was not but about a chest-high, that stood as barrier before the unbroken white sands that stretched up to Penzance, Saint Michael’s Mount, and the cliffs which suggested the other side of the Lizard. Beyond there of course, lay Plymouth, Dartmouth, Falmouth, and Pendennis, but for me, my proper thoughts held to Cornwall and Penwith, and on occasion, because so many men from there came by, to Saint Ives, the Ding Dong mine of Aleuderis, and places such as Saint Piran’s spring, and Caer Bran, the old tumbled-down fortress which had once ruled all of old Penwith, in the days of our forefathers. I now took a keen interest in everything about us, and I would sometimes gush to Pamela, in my hurried attempts to get her to begin writing our history of exile in these parts, how much it was that the Penwith and Dartmoor lands were now supplanting (if only that there was less trial associated with them) Cheshire and thoughts of homeland and heartland and my fondest nostalgias.
“I do not see your nostalgias disappearing, Julian,” Pamela told me, in return, one night when I had finished with the counting the coins, and was sitting with her at the dying fire, sipping a glass of spiced wine.
“If anything, Julian, you seem to get more and more that way the closer you get to your trip back home. Remember- when you go, can you? Please say a mass for my brother, and lay a flower at the altar, for me?’
“That I will do, Pamela. And we will see to it that we bring you more news from your good mother, when we do go.”
There was yet another set of things to care for before we traveled, and it would be a couple more weeks, anyway, but I had determined we should make that trip, and that we would return in good shape as well. I watched them often, my good workers, so well I knew they would take care of everything. Deprez, even, had seen to it that he would do the victual supply, and he had Wilmot to assist some small part of his stove work while he would be away. Clarence would act as myself, collecting the fares, making sure the tables were happy, and seeing to the general order of the place. I had the ultimate faith in Clarence- as an older man, he had been there and back as to the way people behave in this world, and well knew a number of our regular guests, already. The few nights that Clarence came to play on the lute, or on the tabor, and sang, himself, were always ones that left our guests cheerful, and often they left singing themselves.
I had made it quite clear through our grapevine, and Ranulf, that minstrels up and down the southern shires were always welcome to come to The Fallen Lady and take their risks at pleasing our crowd, who were always predisposed toward having a good time to begin with. Those who they accepted, I kept on, paying them each , when I could, a groat for their troubles, and at the very least, a meal and drink, if they did not make the patrons so pleased as it would justify them remaining another three or four nights of a week. Wilmot, in fact, worked quite hard each time he got up, but somehow there were always other minstrels they took to first, even though his vielle playing had become quite learned, and his presence duly affable. It was those others who came down from up-country who  were really those I had to worry about.
Like the week we had both John the Farter, and a better man, Jack of Rowe, come in and compete against each other for the chance to sing a fortnight at The Lady. Wilmot, while he was also in the competitions, was yet not the presence each of those two men were. And I next shall speak of what occurred when I had all three of them to set before my merry crowd!
I was now in something of a predicament. Here was this new man, Jack of Rowe, he too a man of the lute, and there was John the Farter, preceded of course by his name, and a bit of the reek he carried about him. If I may contrast these two, it was certainly easy to do. For starters, Jack of Rowe was rather tall, slender, and his curling hair was brown, and roiled about his head much as a nimbus. He spoke delicately, and in short measured phrases with good pauses, as though he were one who considered what the import of his words might be before speaking. His manner of dress was as many I saw in London- long shoes, a jerkin tied with cord at the neck,  and tights. He also kept himself with a hat, that had a great long plume, perhaps a peacock’s, surmounting it from his head and adding a full three feet to his total height, impressive to begin with. He busied himself with his lute at table as I dealt then with Exeter John.
John of Exeter, the famous Farter, played no instrument but the trumpet of his arse. And this he did seemingly so frequently, that when one observed him from the rear it was easily noticed that a large brown stain ran the length of the seam on the backside of his hose. He was short, fat, balding, with one cocked eye, he wore what appeared to be something of a monk’s cassock, but half its length,  the wrong color (green) and sandals. His balding head bore patches of hair, but mostly not. He carried a walking stick, with which he would punctuate all his sentences, which themselves were rather grunted out in short panting expressions similar to a man who has just run up a tall hill. He begged me for a chance to show our guests why (should there be any need?) he had acquired this name, for he blew on his ars-trompe with alacrity and at will. Indeed, for he had blown it well for the court at Powderham Exeter, and perchance, those who now held Anselm’s hall might have heard their most of him, already.
“Allow me, sire, to give of these good fellows all what I have given to nobles and lords all over the country,” he offered. “I know much, but the one thing I know best, is that feasting men are easily graced, when one knows the special speech!” And at that, he farted toward me, and I was glad to have turned away, for the stench was commodious.
Waving off the foul fumes, I surrendered, hoping for the best.
“If my guests do not like you, I shall expect you shall hear of it, sir. I have only one opening for someone to take our evenings through the next week. The guests themselves will decide which of you they will make welcome on that. So then get to it! I have others to audition here, you are not but the most renowned, as if that of itself might win their favor.”
“Thank you, gracious taverner! I shall do my best!” he chortled, and then took his place near the hearth, and spoke aloud so all might hear.
“Good patrons of the Fallen Lady! I am John of Exeter, otherwise known as John the— (PPFFFT!) Farter! I have traveled hither and yon and learned just a few weeks ago of your lovely dining hall. I crept and crawled and hiked and choked my way here, through dangers manly and beastly, over hill and dale, and now, here I stand to you, and you, shall be entertained!” (PPPFFFT!)
“Let me tell you then a little tale...
There once was a cook
who lived in Plymouth town
Whose mouth was yet so full
he could not cram it down

He puffed a French tart
It only made him fart (PPPPFFFT!)
He ate a Welsh Taffy
it stuck up in his teef
He ate an Irish Stew
it gave him no relief
He ate a Cornish Hen
it was not good, again
But when he ate a Spanish Fly
it made his codpiece cry!” (PPPPFFFT! PPPPFTT! PPPFFFT! PPPFFFT!)
I heard a crash, a bang, a slam of a pot lid on the floor, and then I saw Deprez rushing forth from the kitchen, a look stern and grave, brandishing a long knife!
“Wait, Deprez, stop!” I cried. “What gives you such grief and displeasure?” The guests had now all hushed, for as they had been somewhat bemusedly ignoring John, they now were appalled at the sight of my own cook, in a heated state like a pestered bull, bearing quickly down on the short fat bald man, and looking all the world as though blood could be shed!
“Master Julian, he speaks of me! I know of this man, indeed, he knows of me... he says lies, and he says them of me!’
“What, pray tell, can he have said to so outrage you, Deprez?”
“This insulter—for that is what he is—a man who lives by insulting others—was in Plymouth three years ago- before I ever came to work for Anselm, and he was... I dare say I should mention this in front of all our guests...”
“Go on,” I said, “nothing you can say will be held against you by the, only your cooking...”
“He sold to me for two farthings a beetle powder- that Spanish fly! He sold it to me and told me it would make women weep for me! No! He made me lose my senses, with his insidious powder! For the crying of my nether parts, sir... It was I he spoke of, in jest! How he knows to find me here, I do not know, but I shall have his throat!”
John stood back, quite aghast, but, there was something about his look which told me that my cook was not lying, and that he had actually met Deprez before, and that John must have played some very painful trick upon Deprez, but Deprez found no fun in it at all.
“Both of you, come outside with me, do! Now!”
I had stopped Deprez from inserting his knife into the green cassock, but his eyes still glared murder at the jovial clown. I walked them both at arm’s length out into the side yard, by the bowls pitch. As I did so I signaled to Jack of Rowe that he could command the floor at his will.
“Let us have this all again. John of Exeter. You have come to my establishment, you say, to tell jokes, and blow your arse-trumpet, as befits your name, and make men laugh. Good enough. But if you are telling tales solely for the purpose of making an ass of our good cook, I am afraid I will have none of that, nor any more of you.”
“Sire, I assure you, it is an old tale I have told many times, and I had no idea that this... this man...”
“Are you admitting you did know him, and did such trickery upon him?”
“Well, um...” By his evasions, I knew that he had. I told Deprez to stand aside, or better, sit on the bench by the wall.
“John, I have had no trouble in this tavern yet. And if I can by God I shall never have any, if I should make it so. If you have told this tale for years then you could only have found it a funny thing to have outwitted a cook, whose only offense was having believed you, as a good pimp.”
He smarted at that word.
“I am no pimp...”
“But yet, you deal in Spanish fly, and you would as soon give it to any man who might have spared you the penny, the penny you could not earn by your jesting.”
“That is your opinion.”
“And such as it is, I tell you, I shall have none of it. Deprez, perhaps, John here made a laugh from you, but you are right to be offended. Put away your weapon, though! We  will have no murder here at my tavern. Let him take his shame and slink away. Perhaps the Pelican Inn in town might have him. I wished I could give you the chance, John... but...”
“Oh, sire, give me the opportunity, as a man of your word! If I stand to make your guests laugh, and can draw a larger share of applause than that... gut-plucker you have in there now, will you not allow me that measure?”
I stood for a minute with my chin in my hand. He did have a point. I should at least honor my word, and grant him competition with Jack, before I tossed him. Let the guests decide. That was fair enough.
“Fine, then. Go back inside and try again. I have given precedence to the gut-plucker, so be kind and do not interrupt.”
“Good sir, that is most kind of you,” he complained, and in a voice both bright and creaky.
He went back inside. I was now alone with Deprez.
“This farter, he is as obnoxious as he smells, apparently?” I said it as much a question as a statement we both knew to be true.
“Indeed, sire Julian. If he has told that story up and down the land, then surely he has demeaned my honor.”
“Do not think of vengeance, Deprez. We should allow the inferiors their blather. There is a higher place for the likes of you. And you have held higher place than with the likes of me! But so long as you are employed by me I shall see that no hard words fall toward you. Unless, of course, you do something which earns them. So, don’t burn the food!”
“Julian, I do what I can. Oh! Not to burn the food! I’ve a pie to save!”
Deprez ran back indoors himself, leaving me to shake my head in wonderment- as I would do many, many times more in my life as keeper of the Fallen Lady.
I put my head back inside, but Jack of Rowe was just getting started on a new tale, and John the Farter sat with his back to him at a table, where Wilmot also sat. Wilmot apparently was after a turn, too, and had a vielle in his hands. I supposed I should give everyone a chance this night to see how they might fare. For I would even offer a tune or two myself, ere all was over with.
Jack of Rowe strummed his lute in a manner which betrayed his inexperience with it, I could see that by the way he held his right hand, thumb flat, fingers splayed upon the sounding board.
But he had a pleasant voice, which was good to listen to. And he had a tale to tell. To hear him tell it, and judging from the reaction of my crowd, I could see that they knew it much better than I.

“O’er Penwith’s shore ‘twas a Giant roared
What ruled the land and ruled the shore
He spiked the road with heaps of gore
That Giant’s name was Blunderbore

Blunderbore strode far and wide
With tooth and claw he rent the hide
Of doomed men and riders by the side
Of the King’s highway up to Saint Ives

He caught himself some twenty brides
And made them sleep in old beehives
Oh Blunderbore by the side o’ road
Blunderbore lie him down a heavy load

Tom the Tinker riding past
He roused the giant off his fast
Then Blunderbore tore a great elm tree
Up from its roots crying “hie, hie, thee!
Yet Tom the Tinker, madder still
Took from his wagon off an axle and a wheel
Smote Blunderbore fierce on the head
Struck and struck, ‘til the great giant was close to dead

Pray thee little man, your power great
You must take off me my proud estate
Take thee my brides and one and all
Send them back to Marazion, and their husbands’ call
I Blunderbore have struck my last
Now go little man, and go thee fast

So Blunderbore fell square down dead
And Tom the Tinker lay a bough of oak leaves ‘pon his head
With mistletoe I crown thee slain
And pretty women with freedom make again

Tom the Tinker won at last
Blunderbore was dust and now had passed
Good Tom took a maiden as his mate
And lived well and long in Penzance as his fate!”
They roared their appreciation. Anyone who might tell a story of their own lands and tell it in such an entertaining way surely had their favor. I motioned to Jack to come off, and he was a bit disappointed in having to do so. I mentioned to him I had promised John another shot, and Jack nodded, standing back. He was young and had miles to go, but something told me he might actually carry the night.
I took a seat by Wilmot and John the Farter clumped back to the hearthstones.
“Allow me, good people, to (PPPPFFFT!) Tell you a story... A tale so full of woe and grief, your heads will spin fair beyond belief! (PPFFFT! PPPPFFFFT!) “
His farting however did not elicit any more laughter from the guests, may of whom were picking at their plates, now. If anything he seemed to be an annoying  distraction.
“Once upon a time, in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there was a famous Prince.
And this famous Prince was in love with a Lady Fair. Her name was Malthion.”
“Malthion was so fair that the geese blew their horns (PPPFFT! PPPFFFT! PFFFT!) in greeting each morning as she made her way to the well. Our dear Prince, Brendan, was sore in need of a fixing. When he first saw Malthion, his heart went pitterpat. (PPPFFFT PPFFFT! PPPFFT!) And he wondered long how he might make Malthion his ever-true heart.
“Well, one day, Malthion came skipping along her merry way, and Brendan lay in wait, a milk pitcher in his lap. He stopped her in the road. “Dear maid, have you not forgot something? I believe you came for this.”
“I did not, good sir, I came for water. See, my bucket is not yet full.”
“Why have a bucket of water when you could have pitchers of milk? Is there not more value in a cow?”
“And what cow? Kindly good sir leave me to my duty, or I should raise hue and cry that thou do detain me!”
Brendan bowed, and scraped, and let her pass. But as she went past, he whistled (PPPFFFT PPPFFFT! PPPFFFT!) a merry tune such as she had never heard...”

John of Exeter was now interrupted again. Not by Deprez, whose grumbling could still be heard from the kitchen, but by a few of the guests, who were catcalling him.
“Bo-ring!”
“Boo!”
“Do your thing, fat man!”
He tried to continue, but they were overwhelming him now.
“Good people, if you will but allow me...”
“No! Nay! Weckfulladaddio!”
The noes and nays and other brickbats came on full force.
I took the hearth.
“Dear people, John and I had agreed that if he could not please you, then, this contest of talents should end and soon. I believe you have voiced your opinions in such a way that it should be clear. How many of you prefer the young  minstrel Jack of Rowe?”
There was overwhelming approval. It became something of a chant.
“Jack of Rowe! Jack of Rowe! Jack of Rowe!”
I turned to the Farter, who was now a deep shade of red.
“It does seem, good sir, that the crowd have expressed a preference. Close the door lightly when you go.”
He was off, his staff shaking a disapproval to all as he turned and marched out upon the Whychoombe Road. Maybe he would go to Trewydden, if they indeed would have him there at all. But his fate interested me naught.
“I should not think he be back too quickly,” I told my guests. “Jack, play on.”
Jack returned, lute in hand, and gave them another song. When he finished I turned to Wilmot, and beckoned him to play.
This was obviously what he had been waiting for. His vielle was ready and tuned, and he was eager to please. Now Wilmot, being green and young and earnest, and not having had much cause nor opportune to play for persons, unless he had done so on his journey to Bristol, took his place at the hearth.
“I shall sing you a song which my master Clarence tells me is one he wrote himself. My name is Wilmot, I come to you from Mousehole, and I work for one of the finest players and luthiers in the whole of the kingdom, good Clarence, that is. This song he taught to me.”

I am a wineman for the county and I ride the Roman road
Searching with my son for another lost stray goat
I hear you singing in the fire, I can hear you through the vine
And the Glastonbury wineman is still drunk on the wine

I know I need some meditation but still it looks a lot like rain
And when the snow comes to the south, there will be a lot of pain
And I need to more than want to, and I want to all the time
But the Glastonbury wineman is still drunk on the wine

And I need to more than want to, and I want to all the time
But the Glastonbury wineman is still drunk on the wine...

People were clapping when he finished, but his response was nothing like Jack’s. And so I was fair drawn to lend to Jack the prize, which was, of course, to sing for his table and coin, for the next week of evenings, here at the Lady. I sidled over and told him this, and he seemed near to tears in gratitude.
“After all, son, it might have taken a lot —or not— to beat down old John the Farter. But you did, and fairly. My friend Wilmot here is yet the novice, and will have plenty more times to show himself, as he learns, and grows wiser in the minstrel trade. So take heart! Ask Pamela to draw you a jug of ale—you have done well.”
I set before him a groat, which he pocketed quite quickly, smiling and nodding.
Now it was for me to go before my people, and give them something of my own, which they were coming to expect, for I made it a part of each night that I would play to my own house.
Tonight I gave them something new— a tale from Wales, the Lay of Taliesin.

“My name was Gwion Bach— and I have come through ice and fire
I have seen the end of earth and burned the bracken briar
Let me give to you my story, I think you’ll find it not so thin
For my name is now no other than that of bard, they call me Taliesin!

When I was Gwion Bach, I stood upon the floor
of the wise old Ceridwen, she bade me stir the gore
this brew she made of magic sense,
 three drops of which I took myself and hence
I changed my shape to rabbit, and leaped forthwith away. Hey!
Ceridwen she woke from sleep and seeing me bounding off, she made herself
into a hound, swift and lean, she chased me through a meadow green
Coming to a stream, I made myself a fish, but she now otter, quite heathenish
swam across the other side
I made myself into a bird and flyed
Afar above the checkered heath
Then she, a hawk, did drop from on high
and seeing this, I fell to earth
and became a grain of wheat, in a pile of dirt
She then became a guinea hen
and plucked me out, and swallowed then
I was transformed into the seed of a man within her
She lingered long at labor, then did relieve her
womb of me, and I full force sprung
my tongue with seasoned songs thrice blessed
Taliesin I am, and the secrets of the world I know inside and out!
I am the one they sing these songs about!